"You won’t even believe all the shit people are willing to spend on. Small stuff, but there is a shitload of them, and half percent of shitload is still a shitload I mean."

"I would like to have a Bloody Mary instead, that matches better with my current mood."

"In the past you could at least turn into a nice person after a few drinks. Sometimes."

"Ok, I overreacted that time. But it happened only once and I already apologized for it. So get over it for fucks sake!"